Laminate Dining Table
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Laminate Dining Table


    Cry over spilled wine, not spilled milk! Mostly because you’re down a glass of wine. This 48’’ round laminate dining table is best used when friends are gathered around dissecting the sex dream you had about Teddy Roosevelt and his big stick. Pass the pet nat and conclude that you’re just horny for a functional government. 

    30"H, 48"Dia

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